The 'Annoyed with Christmas Already' Song

I think it's time for a repost of an old song.

(Tune of 'Here comes Santa Claus')

Here comes Selfish Claus, Here comes Selfish Claus,
Ruining all holidays
He gets his kicks by steamrolling over anything in his way.

Thanksgiving is all but gone
Halloween is shunned

Say bye-bye to your holidays dear
Cuz Selfish Claus hogs the year

Here comes Selfish Claus, Here comes Selfish Claus,
Ruining all holidays
He gets his kicks by steamrolling over anything in his way.

Columbus and Veteran's Day - were they known well anyway?
An' when his foot holds in July, Independence Day will fry

So hang your head cuz holidays are dead
Cuz Selfish Claus hogs the year